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This Isn't Seattle
$34.99
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Some places have a skyline. Seattle has a vibe. And apparently, some of us have had enough of it.
The This Isn't Seattle hat takes its cue from the unforgettable bodycam moment that gave the phrase new life. With a tongue-in-cheek Frasier-inspired skyline, the iconic needle sporting a purple wig, and a line that became the perfect punctuation mark for a very different kind of Pacific Northwest encounter, this design is made for anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their civic commentary.
Whether you're headed out for the day, working in the yard, or simply making your position on Seattle-style nonsense perfectly clear, this one does the talking before you ever have to.
Want to see the moment behind the design? Watch the bodycam video on YouTube
Available in Black/White, Heather Grey/White, Black/Charcoal, Black, Charcoal/Black, and Heather Grey/Black.
Republican Authority: Real. American. Values.
Product features
- Six-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
- Adjustable plastic snap closure for a perfect fit
- Precurved visor with matching color underbill
- Comfortable mid-profile fit for all-day wear
- Crafted from a durable blend of cotton and polyester
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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